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| Quotations by Joan Rivers |
 My own version of an optimist - I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through one door, I'll go through another door -- or I'll make a door. Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.I hate housework - I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. Yesterday is history - Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present. |
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