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|Quotations by Groucho Marx|
|Politics is the art of looking for trouble - Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.|
I never forget a face - I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I find television very educational - I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book. - Groucho Marx
Learn from the mistakes - Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
When you're in jail, a good friend. . . - When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.
Find out if a man is honest - There is one way to find out if a man is honest -- ask him. If he says "yes," you know he is crooked.
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